Top 10 Influential Movies with a Haiku

By Jeff Zittrain




#1

 

War and our dark hearts

The Doors begin with The End

Reveal "The Horror"

 

Smells like victory
Also has five syllables
And so does this line.


Extreme prejudice
Never get out of the boat
I took the mission






#2

 

Clint philosophy

We all have it comin' kid

Face up to your life

 


 


 

#3

 


People were singing.
Na na na na na na na
The Band and cool friends.

Martin Scorsese
Music as cool history
Robbie Robertson



 

 

 

#4

 

 

Laugh-out loud brilliant
Important and insightful
Monty Python rules

Every scene is gold
"I'm Brian and so's my wife"
Thank god for this film

 

 


 

 

 

#5

 

Existential cop

Man must be responsible

Do you feel lucky?

 

 

 

 

#6

 

  World's Greatest Wise-ass

Wish fulfillment fantasy

Be all you can be







 

#7

 

 

I love Kristen Bell
As does the rest of the world
Fucking Dax Shepard

 

 


 

 

 

#8

 

Music and violence

Little of the ol' in-out

What makes us moral?

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

#9


 

Observe the struggle

Tell the truths behind our world

Humor is healing



 

 

 

#10

 

Fight against "The Man"

The Chief speaks of Juicy Fruit

The Human Spirit

 

 




 

 

 


 

My top 10 movie/haiku post-game analysis:

Here they all are in the order in which I posted.

Apocalypse Now
Unforgiven
The Last Waltz
Life of Brian
Dirty Harry
Stripes
Kristen Bell's Africa
A Clockwork Orange
Richard Pryor Live in Concert
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

 

First some statistics: 

There are 3 out and out comedies (Stripes, Life of Brian, Richard Pryor), 3 documentaries (Last Waltz, Kristen Bell, Richard Pryor), 2 Clint (Unforgiven, Dirty Harry).
3 are based on famous literature (Apocalypse Now, Clockwork Orange, Cuckoo's Nest) (4 if you count Life of Brian...)
And one of these things is not like the others.

But still, if I have to pick a theme that runs through them all, it would be anti-authoritarianism and individual freedom. They're all rebellious. But rebels with a cause. Bravely cutting through phoniness and revealing the truth, even if it's dark and uncomfortable, which is still ultimately inspiring. 

They expose the hypocrisy and lies of war (Apocalypse Now), gunslinging mythology of the old West (Unforgiven), religion (Life of Brian), government (Dirty Harry), civilization itself (Clockwork Orange), racial/social/gender issues (Richard Pryor), and society's vision of normal (Cuckoo's Nest).

Kristen Bell is the one that stands out as most different. It's not a direct critique of anything - it's the soul as unfettered by society and happy. And I think it still fits, in that her Veronica Mars (and The Good Place) persona is confidently anti-authoritarian - and, well, her cavorting through Africa is a nice balance as well as relation to Clint blowing people away. Veronica just did it with snark - and she never put up with any bullshit either.


I learned from movies
The self against phoniness
Actual spirit